The First Ten Things I learned in Life that become More Important as I get Older! - Life Humor
1. Air is Good.
Again — Air is really good!
2. Dependence Sucks.
Seriously, Dependence Sucks!
3. Two tits, one mouth. Why?
I said, “Two tits, one mouth. Why!?”
4. Bodily Functions Feel Good.
Yessiree, bodily functions feel good!
5. No one knows My Language.
No one knows my language, Damnit!
6. I can control big people with bodily functions.
I can control big people with bodily functions…
7. Things shrink a little everytime I Wake Up.
Damn! Things shrink a little everytime I wake up!
8. Things with fur Bite Back.
Ungrateful things with fur fuckin’ Bite Back!
9. Tits are Soft and Make You Sleepy.
Cool. Tits are Soft and Make You Sleepy. Very Cool!
10. Ground is Hard.
Ground is fuckin’ Hard!
By JaiChai
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About the Author
Believing that school was too boring, he dropped out of High School early; only to earn an AA, BS and MBA in less than 4 years much later in life — while working full-time as a Navy/Marine Corps Medic.
In spite of a fear of heights and deep water, he performed high altitude, free-fall parachute jumps and hazardous diving ops in deep, open ocean water.
After 24 years of active duty, he retired in Asia.
Since then, he’s been a full-time, single papa and actively pursuing his varied passions (Writing, Disruptive Technology, Computer Science and Cryptocurrency — plus more hobbies too boring or bizarre for most folk).
He lives on an island paradise with his teenage daughter, longtime girlfriend and two dogs.
“My mind was a terrible thing to waste…” — JaiChai
Originally published at https://www.uptrennd.com.
