Many years ago, while in college, there was a blatant feminazi was in my “Art and Architecture” class .
We were listening to a lecture about famous New York skyscrapers.
She was a rather attractive, but staunch Feminazi.
Okay, let’s not mince words, she was hot!
Reminded me of Megan Fox in her prime.
Anyway, I distinctly our lively, little chat:
Feminazi: “All those skyscrapers really do is provide a way for their owners to brandish their penises. What a waste of money!”
Me: “First off, I prefer using ‘penii’ (one of the two modern alternate words for the plural of ‘penis’; the other being ‘pene’) instead of ‘penises’; mainly because it sounds more scientific.”
[Brow furrowed, the Feminazi is silent now. Mouth open.]
Me: “And secondly, when I look at those buildings, I marvel at all those beautiful archway vaginas.”
[Remaing silent, the Feminazi unconsciously licks her lips and swallows. No really! I swear, it wasn’t imaginary!]
Me: [Smiling] “And IMHO, beautiful vaginas are NEVER a waste of money!”
[Feminazi is smiling now too. And scoots her bar stool closer to mine…]
Imagine That?
By JaiChai
Believing that school was too boring, he dropped out of High School early; only to earn an AA, BS and MBA in less than 4 years much later in life — while working full-time as a Navy/Marine Corps Medic.
In spite of a fear of heights and deep water, he performed high altitude, free-fall parachute jumps and hazardous diving ops in deep, open ocean water.
After 24 years of active duty, he retired in Asia.
Since then, he’s been a full-time, single papa and actively pursuing his varied passions (Writing, Disruptive Technology, Computer Science and Cryptocurrency — plus more hobbies too boring or bizarre for most folk).
He lives on an island paradise with his teenage daughter, longtime girlfriend and two dogs.
“My mind was a terrible thing to waste…” — JaiChai
Originally published at https://steemit.com on August 23, 2019.
