IJCH — Inside JaiChai’s Head
(Meaning: My Warped, Personal Opinions and Musings)
From the Author:
Salutations.
I am JaiChai.
And if I haven’t had the pleasure of meeting you before, I’m delighted to make your acquaintance now.
I invite you to interact with everyone, learn, and have as much fun as possible!
For my returning online friends, “It’s always great to see you again!”
Conversation with a Feminazi —
Long ago, I took a course on “Art and Architecture”.
I vaguely remember the subject matter.
Instead, I vividly remember an extremely attractive female student in the class.
(No kidding. She was hot! Kinda reminded me of Megan Fox in her prime.)
She was also a long-standing, outspoken Feminazi that easily intimidated the male students in the class — except for me, of course.
I gladly discussed (aka
sarcastically debated) whatever she was on her mind and felt strongly about at the moment.
Here’s a particularly memorable chat during a lecture on “New York Skyscrapers”.
Feminazi: “All those skyscrapers really do is provide a way for their owners to brandish their penises. What a waste of money!”
Me: “First off, I prefer using ‘penii’ (one of the two modern alternate words for the plural of ‘penis’; the other being ‘pene’) instead of ‘penises’; mainly because it sounds more scientific.”
[Brow furrowed, the Feminazi is silent now. Mouth open.]
Me: “And secondly, when I look at those buildings, I marvel at all those beautiful archway vaginas.”
[Remaing silent, the Feminazi unconsciously licks her lips and swallows. No really! I swear, it wasn’t imaginary!]
Me: [Smiling] “And IMHO, beautiful vaginas are NEVER a waste of money!”
[Feminazi is smiling now too. And scoots her bar stool closer to mine…]
Imagine That?
By JaiChai
“May you and yours be well and love life today.”
About the Author
Believing that school was too boring, he dropped out of High School early; only to earn an AA, BS and MBA in less than 4 years much later in life — while working full-time as a Navy/Marine Corps Medic.
In spite of a fear of heights and deep water, he performed high altitude, free-fall parachute jumps and hazardous diving ops in deep, open ocean water.
After 24 years of active duty, he retired in Asia.
Since then, he’s been a full-time, single papa and actively pursuing his varied passions (Writing, Disruptive Technology, Computer Science and Cryptocurrency — plus more hobbies too boring or bizarre for most folk).
He lives on an island paradise with his teenage daughter, longtime girlfriend and two dogs.
“My mind was a terrible thing to waste…” — JaiChai
Originally published at https://www.uptrennd.com.
